Even 'MAGA morons' couldn't make heads or tails of Trump's Vegas rant: ex-lawyer
Raw StoryFormer President Donald Trump's estranged one-time attorney and fixer Michael Cohen is amused by his former boss' bizarre rant at his latest rally in Las Vegas, where Trump launched into a confusing tangent about sharks while attacking President Joe Biden's electric vehicle initiatives. "I'm shocked that he didn't say he would take off his diaper and throw it at the shark," said Cohen, a key witness in Trump's New York trial that ended last month with Trump convicted on 34 felony charges for falsification of business records. If that's not the stupidest rant that you've ever heard — even the folks that are there, camera left and camera right, are shaking their heads, and I'm talking about these MAGA morons with their mustaches, with their beards, their goatees, the whole nine — they all look exactly the same. "I mean, shouldn't he be talking about the economy, border control, then be talking about climate change, maybe, drilling," he continued.