Love Island review: The sooner it sinks without trace below the warm azure waves of the Balearic Sea, the better
The IndependentGet our free weekly email for all the latest cinematic news from our film critic Clarisse Loughrey Get our The Life Cinematic email for free Get our The Life Cinematic email for free SIGN UP I would like to be emailed about offers, events and updates from The Independent. There’s been countless couplings, decouplings and recouplings; six dumpees; and, the highlight thus far, one unfortunate fellow, Sherif Lanre, who was “removed” by the Love Island authorities for reasons that were at first unclear. It now seems that Love Island is permitting mass immigration, and is going to double its population, starting with six freshly tanned “bevs” arriving at the island and being put up at the ridiculously named Casa Amor villa. Bonus points must have been awarded for stereotypical Love Island occupations such as personal trainer, builder and bathroom salesman ; gruesome tats; and the ability to say “it is what it is”. The sooner Love Island sinks without trace below the warm azure waves of the Balearic Sea, the better.