'Rudy.crazy': Giuliani shills coffee amid bankruptcy woes — and is immediately mocked
Raw StoryFormer New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani is launching a new campaign in his contentious bankruptcy battle, spurred by a $148 million defamation ruling against him, in an unexpected place: the coffee aisle. Giuliani and his girlfriend Dr. Maria Ryan Tuesday night launched a new website shilling bagged Rudy Coffee with names like "Fighting for Justice," "America's Mayor" and "Enjoying Life," which is decaffeinated. "I do know coffee has health benefits, but not in those little plastic things that are already ground — hurts my stomach," Ryan tells viewers in a promotional video that dropped Tuesday night. "Rudy Morning Coffee," which shows the former mayor beaming in front of vintage cars, apparently has an aftertaste so nice, advertisers declared it twice. "The slight caramelization of the natural sugars in the bean gives the coffee a touch of roastiness, while it still retains its natural flavor character, resulting in a sweet, pleasant aftertaste," the description reads.
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