Is this new Dubai hotel the wackiest one of them all? Jennifer Lopez is one of the first guests. The Mail follows in her footsteps to enjoy a toilet with 17 buttons and a bath big enough for three

Ed Grenby followed in her footsteps as one of the first paying guests Jennifer Lopez stayed at the One&Only One Za'abeel hotel for its grand opening Who knows what Jennifer Lopez made of the bowl of Quality Street in her hotel bedroom. Ed Grenby is among the first paying guests to visit the new One&Only One Za’abeel resort A view from the sofa of one of the bedrooms at the ultra-luxury resort in Dubai One suite comes with a free cocktail party for eight, writes Ed Some suites have soundproof walls and recording facilities; others give guests a ‘complimentary Longevity Scan Index’ on arrival ; one, at £22,500 a night, even lists a ‘mancave’ for guests. The hotel is housed in one of two 300m-tall towers, which means guests get to gaze down on ant-sized autos cruising the 12-lane highway below Ed stays in 'a mere room' at the hotel - though it's still ridiculously plus, he says LEFT: Ed's bath at the hotel offers views of Dubai’s shimmering sci-fi skyline. RIGHT: The writer is surprised to find complimentary Quality Street chocolates among the champagnes and single-malts in his minibar The hotel is housed in one of two 300m-tall towers, which means guests get to gaze down on ant-sized autos cruising the 12-lane highway below.