
Tesla Time, and How Elon Musk Measures Everything In Dog Years
WiredYou know how one “dog year” is equal to seven human years, because your furry friends squeeze a whole lot of living into their shorter lifespans? That’s six years, versus 20, or a time ratio of 1:3.33 Make a Self-Driving Car Ford says it’ll have a fully self-driving car serving customers by 2021. One year, versus four, or a time ratio of 1:4 Zip From Los Angeles to San Francisco California’s High Speed Rail project promises travel between San Francisco and Los Angeles at up to 220 miles per hour, or under three hours for the whole trip. 16 months, versus 24, or a time ratio of 1:1.5 Run a Car Production Line Elon is big on building the machine that builds the machine. 1 year, versus 8 is a time ratio of 1:8 The Math Average out the time ratios on Elon Musk's various projects, and you get 1:7.83, indicating that Musk typically plans to do in one year, what it would take the average human to do in nearly eight years.
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