John Stamos recalls the chaos the morning of Bob Saget's death, his two nose jobs, and his VERY close encounter with co-star Vanity

John Stamos devoted one of the final chapters of his new memoir If You Would Have Told Me - hitting shelves Tuesday - to his Full House castmate Bob Saget who mysteriously died, age 65, last year after suffering blunt head trauma. John Stamos devoted one of the final chapters of his new memoir If You Would Have Told Me to his Full House castmate Bob Saget who mysteriously died, age 65, last year after suffering blunt head trauma 'I call Lori, who's on the eighth hole of Lake View Country Club golfing with her husband. That same morning, the 60-year-old eighties heartthrob was driving with his five-year-old son Billy when his publicist Matt Polk called asking if he had heard from the Grammy-nominated comedian after TMZ claimed 'several sources' said he was dead Chaos: John and Bob's Full House co-star Candace Cameron Bure then reached out after receiving a 'weird DM' about his death, and that's when Saget's wife Kelly Rizzo confirmed the tragic news to Stamos via phone call The two-time Primetime Emmy nominee wrote in his 352-page tell-all: 'When I switch callers over to Kelly, all I hear is a wailing scream. 'I learned from Bob tomorrow's not promised': John is 'still not ready to accept that he's gone' and admitted, 'Not sure I ever will be' 'The hardest day of my life': Stamos served pallbearer duties and delivered an emotional eulogy during the Philadelphia-born father-of-three's 2022 funeral at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale Elsewhere in the book, the Orange County native - who was nicknamed 'Big Nose Stamos' as a kid - confessed he underwent not one but two rhinoplasty procedures to further his Hollywood heartthrob career in the early eighties John wrote: 'I'm not all that happy with it. John added: 'I haven't even been on for a year and I've already graduated from the youthful newbie to the double-nose-job guy' Stamos also wrote about his very close encounter with Prince muse - Vanity aka Denise Matthews - when they co-starred as a high school gymnast and a secret agent in Gil Bettman's 1986 box office bomb Never Too Young to Die The honorary Beach Boy dished: 'Mere moments after meeting Vanity for the first time, she's giving me a hand job under the table.