Shreya Sen-Handley | Alternative awards for the year-end warp-up

We wrap every year up at its end with tinsel, and meaningless pleasantries about the next. Many politicians would be serious contenders, bloated with greed and lust for power, yet, our accolade isn’t for body shape but fatheadedness, and must go to Bobby Bear. Named thus for illegally killing a beautiful bear, who was hurting no-one, Bob Kennedy Jr, Trump’s health tsar, on the other hand, will hurt all of humanity by outlawing the lifesaving vaccines and vital medicines that have made our planet safe for us. Now his approval rating is lower than Rishi Sunak’s and he ain’t even brown is won every year by a poor fool who’s literally shot himself in the foot. Now his approval rating is lower than Rishi Sunak’s and he ain’t even brown The Caber Tossing Championship in Scotland is generally snagged by brawny, kilt-wearing Scots stalwarts, but even the petite, late Queen Elizabeth II is said to have tried her hand at it, so why not our own dearest Narendra?