‘Perhaps it’s time to address my lockdown eating habits’
3 years, 8 months ago

‘Perhaps it’s time to address my lockdown eating habits’

The Independent  

Seeing myself in the hairdresser’s brightly lit mirror after four months of blissful lockdown ignorance was something of a shock. I’d never tried jackfruit so I added a portion of “no-porkies” to my order. “You can be in it, if you like.” “What?” “Just a quick snap, then if you give your permission, we’ll upload the photo to our Instagram account. We’ve got a whole community of Plant Peeps.” “#ShootMeNow,” I thought. “Did you read my dossier for Matt Hancock about taxing high-sugar foods?” That’s when I discovered I can fit three biscuits in my mouth at once.

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