‘It’s a Jack-Off!’: Schlossberg Lookalike Contest Names New ‘People’s Princess’

All of this came about not so long ago, when Sharma, a law student at American University, had an aha moment. There’s Adam, clad in a white turtleneck and white eyeliner, who declares he actually didn’t come to compete: “I came here to husband shop!” There’s Jay, who says he should win because, like the Kennedy clan, he hails from Massachusetts, works in politics — and sports an abundance of chest hair. “I’m 6’2”,” Hanash says, facetiously — they’re more like 5’2”. Which countries did Jack’s mother, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg, represent as U.S. And because Schlossberg’s mom did her ambassadorial duty in Australia — and Schlossberg has posted speaking like an Australian — contestants are asked to tell the crowd a little about themselves … in an Aussie accent. Hanash, who’s made it to the final round, nods approvingly at the other competitors: “I feel good about this.” A man holds a sparkly black tiara over each contestant’s head, the crowd cheering for its favorites.