Connor Stalions: Does Michigan football’s sign-stealing scandal upend what Jim Harbaugh represents?
SlateThe world of college football is charged with potentially fatal voltages of schadenfreude at the moment. The two-time defending Big Ten champion University of Michigan football team, the avatar of a school known for its arrogance about doing things the quote-unquote right way, is being investigated by the NCAA over allegations that a team staffer—a twentysomething Marine veteran and lifelong fan with the improbable name of Connor Stalions—arranged for other individuals to attend dozens of potential opponents’ games in order to film their coaches signaling play calls from the sideline. As a Michigan native/fan who once went to the extreme of writing an entire book that is largely about Harbaugh, his program, and the question of whether supporting a successful college football team can legitimately be a life-affirming validation of one’s special snowflake status, I have been brooding darkly about these events, occasionally even groaning meaningfully at odd moments. He complained in 2018, vis à vis recruiting high school players, that it was “hard to beat the cheaters.” In the Washington Post, college football media personality and known Michigan-troller Steven Godfrey wrote that, regardless of what the NCAA ends up doing, the scandal itself is a diabolically perfect punishment for the university’s fans and alumni because it proves so squarely that they really aren’t any better than anyone else. Yahoo has reported that Michigan’s rivals at Ohio State asked the NCAA last year if in-person scouting is allowed during College Football Playoff semifinals, which suggests some sort of “sting” operation could have been in process.