Jokes Apart | Of toxic candyfloss and socialist perfume
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Jokes Apart | Of toxic candyfloss and socialist perfume

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As toxic foam bloomed on the Yamuna during Chhath Puja, downstream in Kannauj, Akhilesh Yadav had his own solution to counter bad smells and the pollution of the secular soul: Samajwadi ittar We’ve heard of the term ‘Good cop, bad cop’. There was a time when Aamir Khan would turn up on our television screens on Sunday mornings, teaching children the difference between ‘good touch, bad touch’. The former emanates from Akhilesh Yadav’s socialist perfume; the latter from the toxic foam that bloomed on the Yamuna, creating a bubble bath of ammonia. While the world is racing to find a cure to the coronavirus, from pills to vaccines, the ‘scientists’ of SP apparently raced against time to produce the socialist perfume in just under four months.

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Raids on manufacturers of 'Samajwadi Perfume', Pan Masala in UP, cash worth over 150 crores seized
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Raids on manufacturers of 'Samajwadi Perfume', Pan Masala in UP, cash worth over 150 crores seized

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