MAFS Recap: Alex Michael recaps episode 30 - Boys and Girls night 2

Shout out to Married At First Sight for proving that there IS a worse way to spend two hours of self-isolation than Skype calling my grandparents. On Monday night, Channel Nine managed to deliver the least exciting sequel since we found out Avatar was coming back for 45 more movies and a Netflix special. 'There's a way bigger scandal to come with Michael and Stacey,' Ivan told producers, in a moment we'll surely be seeing in trailers for weeks. Michael's day will come' Merry Poppins Clutching: At the girls' night, the women were STILL fighting about the same thing as on Sunday, when Hayley accused Stacey of 'finding her law degree in a cereal box' At the girls' night, the women were STILL fighting about the same thing as on Sunday, when Hayley accused Stacey of 'finding her law degree in a cereal box'. Swan Howard: Drew brought another one of his inanimate housemates along for the date: an inflatable swan that was only slightly more plastic than his wife He's a softy: But unlike Cornelius - the horny unicorn that lived on Drew's couch - KC took an instant liking to Swan Howard Needless to say, if you see a half-deflated bird floating around Sydney Harbour, do NOT touch it, smell it, or investigate any of the fluids in and around it.