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Farrukh Dhondy | Just like Ravan, Suella stumbles and falls off her perch amid row
1 year, 1 month ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Just like Ravan, Suella stumbles and falls off her perch amid row

Deccan Chronicle  

“O come with old Bachchoo and leave the lot Of God-men and life-style gurus forgot Let them preach to gullible fools On their quest for ‘spirit’ -- heed them not!” From Hey Bhagwan, What about Hindoostan? On the Monday before last Saturday, Cruella wrote an article in The Times saying that London’s police force should shut down the pro-Palestinian demonstration …

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Farrukh Dhondy | As UK goes after boat people, leaks are found in Brexit exclusion
1 year, 5 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | As UK goes after boat people, leaks are found in Brexit exclusion

Deccan Chronicle  

“And the punters said to Bachchoo ‘Speak to us of Passion!’ And Bachchoo replied ‘It is that which is in and then out. I thought you meant fashion And were using your Bangladeshi accent’.” From The Profit of Conlil Gibberish, by Bachchoo I am no fan of Mickey Mouse but confess a lifelong passion for the discourse of Baloo the …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Amid dog-whistle politics, did Sunak go easy on Suella?
1 year, 6 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Amid dog-whistle politics, did Sunak go easy on Suella?

Deccan Chronicle  

“Dogs live in a nose dimension, They smell ghosts with a sweetness of spirit Or evil ones with a terrifying stink They know death from the air around it And opportunity when love is nigh.” From Dhoka Cola, by Bachchoo The former President of France, Nicolas Sarkozy, has been sentenced to three years in jail on charges of corruption. This …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Trouble grows for Sunak after Lineker stands up for asylum seekers
1 year, 9 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Trouble grows for Sunak after Lineker stands up for asylum seekers

Deccan Chronicle  

“The blind singer urges the nightingale To fly from this veil of tears Urging her to fly to the land of springs Away from the world of deceitful seers This alley, he sings, is a home of no return Where hearts are broken and all our pasts burn Leaving ashes of memory, that’s all that remains O nightingale fly to …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Food or warmth? Tough choices on Hedgie’s watch as Christmas nears
2 years ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Food or warmth? Tough choices on Hedgie’s watch as Christmas nears

Deccan Chronicle  

“Three pairs of serrated, pointed leaves Out-stretched -- each pair a crucified, angled arm These branches of autumn shed and Earth receives Next season’s generous flowering, begging palm!” From Laments of Sweetji, by Bachchoo Christmas comes but once a year! I now know it was “another country I’ve heard of long ago” -- for which Abraham laid “upon the altar …

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Farrukh Dhondy | At last! Hedgie enters No. 10… How long will the party last?
2 years, 1 month ago

Farrukh Dhondy | At last! Hedgie enters No. 10… How long will the party last?

Deccan Chronicle  

“Now the trees are shedding leaves It happens year after year The earth awaits, the winds are thieves Stealing this arboreal fur… “O Bachchoo, don’t be silly now These are merely autumnal seasons We’ll never know the why or how Though nature has renewing reasons…” From Much Urdu About Nothing, by Bachchoo And it came to pass, that Brutus was …

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