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Farrukh Dhondy | Sunak lives on the edge: Will he take the UK into icy waters?
1 year ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Sunak lives on the edge: Will he take the UK into icy waters?

Deccan Chronicle  

“O Bachchoo there is no destiny No man’s preordained fate Creatures of the best-in-me If we don’t leave it too late If life was mapped for all of us And there was no free will There would be no conscience or fuss And no heavenly grill” From Daastaan Ka Duster, by Bachchoo Gentle reader, I must confess that I have …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Amid dog-whistle politics, did Sunak go easy on Suella?
1 year, 6 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Amid dog-whistle politics, did Sunak go easy on Suella?

Deccan Chronicle  

“Dogs live in a nose dimension, They smell ghosts with a sweetness of spirit Or evil ones with a terrifying stink They know death from the air around it And opportunity when love is nigh.” From Dhoka Cola, by Bachchoo The former President of France, Nicolas Sarkozy, has been sentenced to three years in jail on charges of corruption. This …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Trouble grows for Sunak after Lineker stands up for asylum seekers
1 year, 9 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Trouble grows for Sunak after Lineker stands up for asylum seekers

Deccan Chronicle  

“The blind singer urges the nightingale To fly from this veil of tears Urging her to fly to the land of springs Away from the world of deceitful seers This alley, he sings, is a home of no return Where hearts are broken and all our pasts burn Leaving ashes of memory, that’s all that remains O nightingale fly to …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Are days already numbered for Hedgie Sunak? Third cheer soon
2 years, 1 month ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Are days already numbered for Hedgie Sunak? Third cheer soon

Deccan Chronicle  

“Beauty is in the mind of the beholder The eye has no capacity to judge Pride doesn’t seem to precede a fall That fall always needs a decisive nudge…” From Isthri ki Histhri, by Bachchoo There was understandable rejoicing in Punjab when Hedgie Sunak was nominated by his Tory party to be Britain’s current Prime Minister. Was there rejoicing in …

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Farrukh Dhondy | At last! Hedgie enters No. 10… How long will the party last?
2 years, 1 month ago

Farrukh Dhondy | At last! Hedgie enters No. 10… How long will the party last?

Deccan Chronicle  

“Now the trees are shedding leaves It happens year after year The earth awaits, the winds are thieves Stealing this arboreal fur… “O Bachchoo, don’t be silly now These are merely autumnal seasons We’ll never know the why or how Though nature has renewing reasons…” From Much Urdu About Nothing, by Bachchoo And it came to pass, that Brutus was …

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Farrukh Dhondy | If Conservatives pick ‘ethnic’ PM, will racism in Britain be less?
2 years, 5 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | If Conservatives pick ‘ethnic’ PM, will racism in Britain be less?

Deccan Chronicle  

“Oh Bachchoo, the hidden, the unseen Can cause so much pain — The absence of a lover The truth left unsaid The past we can’t recover — The fleas in the bed.” — From Kaley Koo Aagey Dhaklo, by Bachchoo Marvel at this statistic, gentle reader: Of the eight candidates standing to be leaders of the Conservative Party and consequently …

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Farrukh Dhondy | Hedgie, Javid were boulders that broke the camel’s back…
2 years, 5 months ago

Farrukh Dhondy | Hedgie, Javid were boulders that broke the camel’s back…

Deccan Chronicle  

“Why is virtue always compared To the straight and narrow path? Or even as Sir Keir Starmer, the leader of the Labour Party, said: “The sinking ship is finally abandoning the rat.” He was referring unkindly but justifiably to Prime Minister Boris Johnson and -- with perhaps a twinkle of wishfulness -- to the Tory Cabinet, government and party as …

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