LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I’m berated by the Rock Star
2 years, 2 months ago

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I’m berated by the Rock Star

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The fallout was worse than I expected. ‘You slept with that dickhead?’ ‘Hang on.’ I put my hearing aids in - you know, the annoying ones that prompt the man, who is indeed a dickhead, to say, ‘The whistling is really annoying.’ ‘Well, technically, no, we didn’t have sex in the cystitis sense. ‘Why, then?’ ‘Because you went to get milk, and never came back!’ ‘My hypnotherapist told me to avoid conflict. He said, ‘You know White Pepper Guy adores you and you exploit that’ I told him White Pepper Guy is now properly blocked by an IT expert*. ‘You made me look stupid in front of my friends.’ Me: ‘What are you, 12?’ Then he said something he cannot come back from.

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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I’m torn between two men
2 years, 3 months ago

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I’m torn between two men

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As I write this, I only have two weeks before the Rock Star finds out I spent the night at Soho House with White Pepper Guy. I think it was the RS's bad, disloyal behaviour at the funeral, and what transpired later that night, that made me nostalgic for WPG. 'I think it was the RS's bad, disloyal behaviour at …

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