The fallout was worse than I expected. ‘You slept with that dickhead?’ ‘Hang on.’ I put my hearing aids in - you know, the annoying ones that prompt the man, who is indeed a dickhead, to say, ‘The whistling is really annoying.’ ‘Well, technically, no, we didn’t have sex in the cystitis sense. ‘Why, then?’ ‘Because you went to get …
