Liz Jones's Diary: In which I email my original dream man
3 years, 2 months ago

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I email my original dream man

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He wore trainers to a restaurant, so I asked, ‘Where are your proper shoes Last week, I told you I spotted the first man I spent the night with, circa 1978. ‘Every movie star I’ve ever interviewed is paranoid and miserable, so you made the right choice. He replied, remarking that if I thought he was the most handsome man in London, I can’t have got out much, and he included a photo of himself, in 1977, in my flat! ‘Do you want to come to my hotel tomorrow night?’ Problem is, I’m about to have sex with the wrong man. *Please see last week’s missive Contact Liz at lizjonesgoddess.com and stalk her @lizjonesgoddess ★Everyone’s talking about Liz Jones’s Diary: The Podcast!

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LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I am sick of feeling stressed
2 weeks, 5 days ago

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: In which I am sick of feeling stressed

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He says he can’t do Christmas, ‘so please understand that’. Feeling brave, I asked, ‘Does that mean I get New Year’s Eve?’ ‘Still planning Xmas, but NYE will be free.’ Hooray! Why not say to his ex, ‘Listen, I’m in a new relationship, it’s best you don’t stay with me, she has a column, so I will book a hotel.’ …

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: The funeral, part one
2 years, 4 months ago

LIZ JONES'S DIARY: The funeral, part one

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I know I promised not to write about the funeral of the Rock Star’s roadie. When he called me a ‘d***head’ despite the fact I was paying over £500 for the room, meals and his copious amounts of alcohol. You were driving very slowly.’ ‘No one wants you here,’ he said. And I suddenly felt ridiculous Me: ‘I’m not used …

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I ask: has it all been worth it?
3 years, 3 months ago

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I ask: has it all been worth it?

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On my birthday I get just two emails: one alerting me my printer needs ink I’m writing this on my birthday. A few years later, I made my friend go to the Jazz Café with me, and it’s there she met her husband, to whom she’s still married. I’d grown up poor: on school trips, I never had money for …

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have dinner with the ex ex
3 years, 5 months ago

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have dinner with the ex ex

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I told him I’d had a brain scan. ‘Oh, did they find one?’ he said It was my ex ex’s birthday. And then he said, ‘I think this is the last time we should see each other.’ Me: ‘You were the one who said you wanted to meet.’ Him: ‘I know. But I find it too upsetting.’ Me: ‘But you …

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have an epiphany about men
3 years, 6 months ago

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have an epiphany about men

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'They are not worthy. ★ Said a gluten-free lasagne I’d spent all day making was ‘claggy’. ★ When I revealed I’d got a dog, my ex-husband said, ‘You need a more interactive pet.’ I already had five cats! ★ After a night of sex at the Dorchester, said, as he closed the door behind me, ‘Thank you for your support.’ …

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