The official Trader Joe’s frozen food power rankings
LA Times2020, if you haven’t noticed, isn’t going particularly well. Here are the scientifically proven and totally correct Trader Joe’s Frozen Food Power Rankings, freshly wiped down this morning with the last can of Clorox wipes on earth. I have tried no fewer than 37 different Trader Joe’s frozen food products, which I have ranked based on two metrics: 1) Taste and 2) Laziness Factor — how easy was the prep and cleanup? Like the Beatles album “Yellow Submarine” these are not going to be anyone’s favorite, but they’ll do in a pinch when nothing else is around. 33) Trader Giotto’s pizza margherita This screams “bad buffet” or “subpar 7-Eleven.” While there’s only a seven-minute bake time, you end up with a stiff crust covered in a pasty sauce and plasticky discs of cheese that don’t melt properly.