Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have dinner with the ex ex
3 years, 5 months ago

Liz Jones's Diary: In which I have dinner with the ex ex

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I told him I’d had a brain scan. ‘Oh, did they find one?’ he said It was my ex ex’s birthday. And then he said, ‘I think this is the last time we should see each other.’ Me: ‘You were the one who said you wanted to meet.’ Him: ‘I know. But I find it too upsetting.’ Me: ‘But you were the one who said you don’t want to be in a relationship, with anyone.’ Him: ‘Did I? I just don’t like being shouted at.’ I know we shouldn’t argue on his Special Day, but I said, ‘I only shout at you when you are being annoying or lazy.

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