Nothing screams American suburbia quite like a hasty school breakfast of Kellogg's Corn Flakes. Corn flakes ultimately became Kellogg's "happy little accident" after he stumbled upon a baked concoction of flour, oats and cornmeal. Even though Kellogg's Corn Flakes were never marketed as "healthy, ready-to-eat, anti-masturbatory morning meals" — in fact, they were said to help combat indigestion — the …