Elon Musk bedside table: The Twitter owner has owned himself majorly with caffeine-free Diet Coke.
SlateOn Monday morning, Twitter owner/megalomaniac Elon Musk tweeted an embarrassing photo of his bedside table: Elon Musk obviously believes himself to be hardcore. As this magazine’s foremost expert on Diet Coke, as measured in total gallons consumed, I can tell you that a self-described “hardcore” person who drinks caffeine-free Diet Coke is not, in any way, hardcore. Perhaps you have COVID and have completely lost your sense of taste and are, additionally, trapped on a desert island where the only drink available to you is caffeine-free Diet Coke. Then, to survive until a rescue party spots you, you might consider drinking caffeine-free Diet Coke, although you’re not going to be alert enough to flag down a faraway ship. The fact is, caffeine-free Diet Coke is the coward’s way.
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